“Hey, stranger! You’ve just gotten into the spookiest corner on horror land! You landed here on a broom stick, did you not? Hahaha, I’m not psychic! There’s no such thing, except for your animal sidekick and dark outfit – that’s quite obvious, right? Welcome! You’re in for both tricks and treats!
You can call me “Weird Oz” and I will be your spin doctor for the best horror movies you can ever sink your fangs into. You’d better get your popcorn and soda ready now for the classic thrillers I’ve prepped in queue for your bloody satisfaction. Don’t pee your pants!”